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How to Create Your Own Monster Hvordan du laver dit eget monster


"You've created your own monster, you know", my mother said ominously. "Du har oprettet dit eget monster, du kender", min mor sagde ildevarslende videre. My Rex cat, Houdini, had just burrowed his way inside my sweater for the third time that morning, letting out a squeal of indignation when I tried to resist. Min Rex kat, Houdini, netop havde burrowed hans måde inde i min trøje for tredje gang denne formiddag, udlejning af en hvine af forargelse, da jeg forsøgte at modstå.

Houdini has separation anxiety. Houdini har adskillelse angst. But in his tiny little mind, separation means I've been out of his site for at least two minutes. Men i hans lille smule mening, adskillelse betyder, at jeg har været ude af sit site i mindst to minutter. Or I've closed the bathroom door and left him on the other side. Eller jeg har lukket badeværelset døren og forlod ham på den anden side. Or he hasn't had his ears scratched or his belly rubbed in eons (about ten minutes.) Houdini follows me everywhere, like the most faithful of hounds, and craves my undivided attention almost as much as his next meal. Eller han ikke har haft hans ører ridset eller hans mave gnides i eons (ca. ti minutter.) Houdini følger mig overalt, ligesom de mest trofaste hundekobler, og craves min udelte opmærksomhed næsten lige så meget som hans næste måltid.

If all of this seems annoying, it's not nearly as bad as when the little fellow plunks himself down in front of me and literally tears chunks of his own hair out because I'm not paying attention to him. Hvis alt dette virker irriterende, er det ikke nær så slemt, som når den lille stipendiat plunks sig ned foran mig og bogstaveligt talt tårer dele af sit eget hår ud, fordi jeg ikke er opmærksom på ham. With Houdini, it's always been easier just to give in. Med Houdini, er det altid været nemmere bare at give i.

My husband takes all of this in stride. Min mand tager alt dette i forbifarten. My mother, who (fortunately for Houdini) only visits now and then, thinks it's the height of absurdity. Min mor, der (heldigvis for Houdini) kun besøg i ny og næ, mener, det er højden af absurditet.

Growing up under Mom's roof, I learned that dogs and children should obey, and cats just mind their own business. Vokser op under mors tag, lærte jeg, at hunde og børn bør adlyde, og katte tankerne bare deres egen virksomhed. I adopted my mother's dog training philosophies successfully. Jeg vedtaget min mors hund uddannelse filosofier held. Cleo (a fine-looking mastiff and our now-famous website mascot), is a perfect lady. Cleo (en bøde-leder dogge og vores nu-berømte website maskot), er en perfekt dame. She's a wonderful dog with the gift of self composure and not one to question authority. Hun er en vidunderlig hund med gave af selvstændige fatning, og ikke en til at sætte spørgsmålstegn myndighed. Cleo would never stoop to the kind of antics that are Houdini's specialty. Cleo aldrig ville nedlade sig til den slags kunster, der er Houdini's speciale. Besides, she's too big to crawl inside my sweater. Ud over, hun er for stor til at gennemgå inde min trøje.

So why does this particular pet behave like a spoiled child? Så hvorfor er dette navnlig selskabsdyr, opfører sig som et forkælet barn? Why do I give in to him? Hvorfor kan jeg give efter for ham? Is it because I forgot to have children? Er det, fordi jeg glemte at få børn? Mom swears that those little squealing sounds he makes don't come from a cat. Mor sværger, at de lidt squealing lyde, han gør ikke kommer fra en kat. "He's manipulating you", she tells me. "Han er at manipulere med dig", hun fortæller mig. "He's learned how to sound like a baby". "Han lærte at lyde som en baby".

Maybe I've got what I like to call "lap dog syndrome". Måske jeg har fået, hvad jeg vil kalde "skødehund syndrom". I'm referring how we treat smaller pets who are easily cuddled and coddled, are highly portable, and who look adorable wearing funny little outfits. Jeg henviser, hvordan vi behandler mindre kæledyr, som er let cuddled og coddled, er yderst bærbar, og som ser henrivende bære sjovt lille sæt. Some might call it "empty nest syndrome". Nogle vil måske kalde det "tomme reden syndrom".

Consider my Grandmother Rosie and her Toy Poodle, Cocoa. Overveje min bedstemor Rosie og hendes Toy Puddelhund, Kakao.

Cocoa arrived long after Rosie's children had grown up and left home. Kakao ankom længe efter Rosie's børn var vokset op og forlod hjemmet. Rosie knitted lots of little sweaters and hats for Cocoa to keep him warm and stylish. Rosie strikkede masser af små trøjer og hatte til Cocoa at holde ham varm og stilfuld. She kept a mixture of Coke Syrup and Pepto Bismol on hand to settle Cocoa's nervous stomach. Hun holdt en blanding af Coke sukkerlage og Pepto Bismol på hånden til at afgøre Kakao's nervøs mave. And dog food could never pass his lips, so Grandma cooked fresh chicken for Cocoa every night before sitting down to her own dinner. Og hundemad aldrig ville kunne viderebringe hans læber, så Bedstemor kogte fersk kylling for Kakao hver aften før mødet ned til hendes egen middag.

We had to spell out "cookie" and "Pepto Bismol" around the dog so he wouldn't get over-excited. Vi var nødt til at præcisere, "cookie" og "Pepto Bismol" omkring hunden, så han ikke ville komme over-glade. And Grandpa Henry was obsessed with keeping Cocoa clean. Og Bedstefar Henry var besat af at holde Kakao ren. This was one poodle who never had tear stains under his eyes, and whose little "tushy" was spotless. Det var en pudelhund, der aldrig havde rive pletter på hans øjne, og hvis lidt "tushy" var pletfri.

Bear in mind that we're talking about the late 60's, when treating pets like children wasn't really "mainstream". Huske på, at vi taler om den sene 60'erne, ved behandling af kæledyr som børn var ikke rigtig "mainstream".

Today, it's commonplace. I dag er det almindeligt. The pet industry is huge, and much of it caters to our desire to spoil our "children". PET-industrien er enorm, og meget af det højde for vores ønske om at ødelægge vores "børn". So these days it's easier than ever to create your own monster. Så disse dage er det lettere end nogensinde at skabe dit eget monster. Besides bending to your dog's every whim, you can shower her with gourmet treats, dress her to the nines, and offer her a standard of living well above what many of the world's humans aspire to. Ud over bøjning til din hund's hver indfald, kan du brusebad hende med gourmet behandler, kjole hende til nines, og tilbyde hende en levestandard langt over, hvad mange af verdens mennesker stræbe efter.

Today, Grandma wouldn't have to knit any sweaters herself, and there would be plenty of remedies made expressly for Cocoa's nervous tummy. Dag, Bedstemor ville ikke have at strikke nogen sweatere selv, og der vil være masser af de retsmidler, der udtrykkeligt til Cocoa's nervøs mave. Grandma wouldn't board her baby when traveling. Bedstemor ville ikke bord hendes baby når man skal afsted. Instead, she'd hire a professional pet sitter, or take Cocoa with her to a pet friendly hotel. Stedet, hun vil hyre en professionel PET-sitter, eller tage Kakao med hende til en PET-venligt hotel. The hotel might even have a dog gift shop, with lots of squeaky toys and delicious "cookies". Hotellet kan også have en hund gavebutik, med masser af squeaky legetøj og lækre "cookies". And Cocoa would go everywhere with Grandma in his own little dog-sized carrying case, probably made from fine imported leather or snakeskin. Og Cocoa ville gå overalt med Bedstemor i sit eget lille hund på størrelse med bæretaske, sandsynligvis fremstillet af fine importeret læder eller snakeskin.

I wonder how many owners of large breeds behave this way? Jeg spekulerer på, hvor mange ejere af store racer opfører sig på denne måde? Are there other syndromes out there, like "macho dog syndrome" (a guy thing, no doubt)? Er der andre syndromer derude, som "macho hund syndrom" (en fyr ting, ingen tvivl)?

The truth is, all pets start out small and cuddly. Sandheden er, at alle kæledyr starte små og dejlig. No one is completely safe from creating their own monster, large or small. Ingen er helt sikker i at skabe deres eget monster, store eller små. So thank goodness there are enough great resources available for anyone to become a virtual dog training expert. Så gudskelov er der nok store ressourcer til rådighed for nogen at blive en virtuel hund uddannelse ekspert. (Or cat, or parrot, or horse...) (Eller kat, eller papegøjen, eller hest ...)

I've learned my lesson with Houdini: It's much easier to teach your pet the rules from the start. Jeg har lært min lektie med Houdini: Det er meget nemmere at undervise dit kæledyr reglerne fra starten. Puppy training is easier than dog training. Hvalp uddannelse er lettere end hunde-træning. And un-creating a monster is a heck of a lot tougher than creating one! Og un-skabe et monster er en pokkers af en meget hårdere end at skabe en!

But I'm weak. Men jeg er svag. For now, it's easier just to give in. And besides, it time to rub Houdini's belly... For nu, er det lettere bare at give i. Og udover det tid til at gnide Houdini's mave ...

© 2005, Carolyn Schweitzer. © 2005, Carolyn Schweitzer. Lifelong dog-lover, power-shopper, and former family dentist Carolyn Schweitzer is owner and editor of http://www.great-dog-gift.com View the html version of this article (with cute photos) at http://www.great-dog-gift.com/dog_training_1.html The site offers a wide range of choices for dog gift shoppers, plus shopping and gift-giving tips. Livslang hunde-elsker, magt-shopper, og tidligere familie tandlæge Carolyn Schweitzer er ejer og redaktør af http://www.great-dog-gift.com vist HTML-version af denne artikel (markedspladserne med søde fotos) http:// www.great-dog-gift.com/dog_training_1.html Webstedet tilbyder en bred vifte af valgmuligheder for hunde gave kunder, plus shopping og gave-giver tips. She's always looking for new dog gift ideas and dog stories to share with her readers in her free monthly e-zine, "Cold Noses News". Hun er altid på udkig efter nye hund gaveideer og hund historier at dele med sine læsere i hendes gratis månedlige e-pylat, "Kolde næser News". You can reach her by email at netbrainer@verizon.net Du kan nå hende via e-mail på netbrainer@verizon.net


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