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Kućni ljubimci: divlje vrste - Kućni ljubimci
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Pets: The Wild Kind Kućni ljubimci: divlje vrste


Just because we moved out to the country a couple years back does NOT mean we want to run a farm. Samo zato jer smo se preselili na zemlji par godina natrag ne znači da želite pokrenuti farme. Tending to animals is just not how we want to spend our time. Nastojali da se životinje ne samo kako želite provesti vrijeme. We don't want cows or sheep or chickens. Mi ne želite da krave ili ovce ili pilići. We don't want hogs or ducks. Ne želim hogs ili patke. We don't even want a dog or a cat to train. Ne želim ni pas ili mačka na vlak.

OK, so my wife says that she wants a cat, but that's only because she knows I won't have anything to do with it. U redu, pa mi žena kaže da ona želi mačka, ali to je samo zato što ona zna da neće imati bilo kakve veze s njim. I suspect that if I ever said, "OK, you win. Let's get a cat", she would run screaming down the stairs pulling at her hair and just keep on running... I ako sumnjate da sam ikad rekao, "U redu, vas osvojiti. Idemo dobiti mačka", ona će pokrenuti vrištanje niz stepenice na vučna joj kosu i samo nastaviti prikazivati ... causing damage to the stairway carpet, not to mention the window at the bottom of the staircase. nanošenje štete na stubište tepih, da ne spominjem prozoru na dnu se stubište.

We don't want a parrot or a rabbit or a hamster or even a mouse. Mi ne žele papiga ili zec ili hrčak ili čak miš.

But when you live in the country, you have pets, whether you like it or not. Ali kada živite u zemlji, koju su kućni ljubimci, da li Vam se sviđa ili ne.

The first summer, we were welcomed by Muffet the skunk. Prvi ljeta, bili smo pozdravio je Muffet je tvor. Although she never responded to that name, we let her keep it. Iako ona nikad nije odgovorio na to ime, neka mi ga zadržati. She just loved our compost heap. Ona je samo ljubio naš hrpa komposta. In fact, she had a frequent-eater pass at the all-you-can-eat compost buffet. U stvari, ona je imala česte jede prođete-na-sve-vas-možete jesti komposta buffet.

The second summer we were skunk-free, but this summer we were blessed with a new traveling perfume salesman. Drugi ljeta smo bili tvor-besplatno, ali ovo ljeto smo bili blagoslovljeni sa novim putujući prodavač parfema. We did not name him, but we have determined that he is on a diet. Nismo mu ime, ali smo se utvrđuje da je na dijeti. He stays away from the all-you-can-eat compost buffet. On ostaje daleko od sve-vas-možete jesti kompost-buffet.

He is also much less intelligent than Muffet. On je također mnogo manje inteligentni od Muffet. When we see him, we jump and shout and wave our hands to get his attention,. Kad smo ga vidjeli smo skok i klicanje i val naše ruke da bi njegova pažnja. But we usually have to get his attention three or four times before something in his microbe-sized brain clicks in and says, "Wait a minute. That's not the hot dog vendor beckoning me to clean up his leftovers. Maybe I should turn around." A mi obično moraju dobiti njegovu pozornost tri ili četiri puta prije nego nešto u svojoj klica veličine klikove u mozgu i kaže: "Čekaj malo. To nije faca dobavljaču Zovu me da se njegovi ostaci čisti. Možda bih uzvratiti. "

But he is smart enough provide a two-tier burglar deterent. Ali on je dovoljno pametan pružiti dvoslojni provalnik deterent. First, he drives them away with his odor. Prvo, on pogoni ih sa svojim miris. "Peee-ew. Let's go rob the Jensons down the road." "Peee-EW. Idemo u orobiti Jensons niz cestu." Second he digs thousands of tiny pits all over the lawn to trip any burglar foolish enough to try to escape. Drugi je iskopina na hiljade sićušnih jamama diljem travnjak na putovanje bilo koji provalnik dovoljno ludi da pokušaju pobjeći.

And to answer your question, no I did not personally verify the gender of these skunks. A odgovor na Vaše pitanje, no nisam osobno provjeriti spol tih skunks. But you are free to check if you doubt my word. Ali vi ste slobodni da provjerite je li vam moj sumnje teksta.

This summer, we discovered an exotic spider (See http://www.vitamin-supplements-store.net/spider.html ). Ovog ljeta smo otkrili jednog egzotičnog pauk (Vidi http://www.vitamin-supplements-store.net/spider.html). Painted on its inch-long black back are two bright yellow eyes. Na njegove obojana-inčni duga crna leđa su dvije svijetle žute oči. Spooky. Sablastan. We even watched it wrap its prey - a small, light brown flying thingy. Mi čak i gledali ga zamotati svoje plijen - male, svjetlo smeđe leti thingy. With amazing speed, the spider scurried from the center of her web toward the helpless victim at least a foot away. S čudesnom brzinom, i pauk scurried od centra prema njoj weba bespomoćna žrtva najmanje stopalo daleko. Then in a matter of two seconds flat, the spider spun the fly around three or four times, weaving it into a web cocoon like rolling a corpse in a carpet behind Luigi's Fine Finer and Smokes. Zatim u pitanju dvije sekunde stan, u pauk preden se letjeti oko tri ili četiri puta, tkanje je u obliku web larve kao valjanje jedan leš u tepih iza Luigi likovnih Finer i Smokes. No gangster could have operated with one tenth the speed. Ne gangster može imati radile s desetine brzine.

Just a few hours ago, I was proud to show off a bees nest over a foot tall hanging from a low branch in our One Acre Woods. Samo nekoliko sati prije, bila sam ponosna na show iz pčele gnijezdo preko stopala visokim vješanje niske grane u našoj Jedan Acre Woods.

"Wow. It's just like in Winnie the Pooh!" "Wow. To je isto kao u Winnie Pooh je!" That was Little Lady, now 3 years and 3 months old. To je bila Mala Gospa, sad 3 godine i 3 mjeseca stara.

"Destroy it. There must be thousands of bees in there!" "Uništi ga. Mora postojati tisuća pčela tamo!" That was my wife. To je bila moja supruga.

The fact is that I have had to destroy four bees nests in the past three weeks, all between the stones in our foundation. Činjenica je da sam morala uništiti četiri gnijezda pčele u posljednja tri tjedna, sve između kamenja u naš temelj. I am not keen to drive the bees away from their forest nest and toward the house. Nisam željela pogon na pčele daleko od njihovih gnijezda i šumu prema kući. In fact, I think I'll post an arrow sign near the house pointing to the forest: "Cheap rent. Spacious hive. Vibrant community." U stvari, mislim da ću post strelicu znak kod kuće pokazuje na šumu: "Jeftini najam. Prostrane Grozd. Jarke zajednice."

So far, we've avoided the pets inside the house - we won't discuss the "storm trooper ants incident" or the midnight mouse-trap peanut-butter visits - and we have kept the hogs and sheep at bay (although the chickens sheepishly crawl through the fence and the stray cats like to run hog wild around our land). Do sada smo izbjegao ljubimce u kući - mi neće raspravljati o "Oluja policajac mravi incidenta" ili u ponoć miš-trap-kikiriki maslac posjeta - a imamo i hogs čuvao ovce u uvali (iako pilići sheepishly pretražujemo preko ograde i zalutao mačke vole prikazivati širom divlja svinja naše zemlje).

No pets, perhaps. Nema kućne ljubimce, možda. But you still have to share your space with skunks and spiders and bees when you live in the country. Ali još uvijek su na Vašem prostoru dijeliti s skunks i spiders pčele i kada žive u zemlji.

Coming soon to a humor column near you: How I adopted 14,673 cluster flies on a Tuesday afternoon....without even breaking into a sweat. Uskoro na humor kolona kod vas: Kako sam usvojila 14673 clustera leti na utorak poslijepodne .... bez čak i lomljenje u znoj.

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David Leonhardt publishes The Happy Guy humor column. David Leonhardt objavljuje Happy Guy humor stupcu.

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David is owner of The Liquid Vitamin Supplements Store: http://www.vitamin-supplements-store.net David je vlasnik tekućina Vitamin Doplate Trgovina: http://www.vitamin-supplements-store.net

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